You're looking for the one who fucked your Mom
It's not me, it's not me
You're looking for the one who made you cry
That's not me, that's not meIf you wanna stuff your garbage in that hole
Oh, baby I'm your man of the hour
You think the world's got the evil eye on you
That's not true, that's not trueThe only one I see causing major pain
Is just you, it's just you
If you wanna spank your demons and make them pay
Then baby I'm your man of the hourSome people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry when they don't greet the day with God
I know life's a bummer, baby
But that's got precious little to do with meYou think you've found the one most like yourself
And that's me, yeah that's me
You're sure we've known each other all our lives
That could be, that could beIf you wanna spank your demons and make them pay
Then baby I'm your man of the hour
Some people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with GodI know life's a bummer, baby
But that's got precious little to do with me
I know life's a bummer, baby
But that's got nothing at all to do with meI needed a small vacation
So they put me on a train
They called it 'Rehabilitation'
Oh, but here I am againIt's against my second nature
Aw not to chase you down that hole
I need a fistful of medication
Just to keep it in my pantsAin't nothing like itYou're looking for the one who fucked your Mom
It's not me, it's not me
You're looking for the one who made you cry
It's not me, that's not meIf you wanna spank your demons and make them pay
Then baby I'm your man of the hour
Some people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with GodI know life's a bummer, baby
But that's got precious little to do with me
I know life's a bummer, baby
But that's got damn nothing at all to do with me