Bungee

She used to live with an Indian chief

Who gave her the clap that he got from a priest

Night after night, I would lie with her pets

Like a mail order bride in a box by the stepsShe went bungee jumping

One fine day

Off the cliffs of our friendship

And at the bottom she stayedWhen they told me that her body was found

An astronaut drowned in the Long Island sound

I tripped down the stairs in my basketball shoe

And paddled down stream in my father's canoeIn the kingdom of bungee

The castle's been stained

But the kingdom of incest

Still has a mighty fine name