Burger Queen

Slightly bemused by his lack of direction

Hey you, hey you

Came to this world by caesarean section

Hey you, hey you

Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion

Hey you, hey you

Now it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey you,

Things aren't what they seem.

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem.

Makes no sense at all

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection

Hey you, hey you

He never scores he just gets an infection

Hey you, hey you

Dreams of a place with a better selection

Hey you, hey you

Still it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey you,

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all,

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all,

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all,

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all,

Luxemburger queen,

He's a burger queen.

Slightly bemused by the total rejection,

Hey you, hey you,

Came to this world by caesarean section,

Hey you, hey you,

Dreams of a place with a better selection,

Hey you, hey you,

Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection,

Hey you,

Things aren't what they seem,

Luxemburger queen,

Luxemburger queen,

Luxemburger queen,

He's a burger queen