I don't wanna go and party
I don't wanna shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beerI don't wanna do a bong load
And go and wrench on the car
I don't wanna hose the dog shit down
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bedI ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed todayKeep on skankin' Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay, payI don't wanna watch no porno
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey
I don't wanna go down to the corner barAnd I ain't even got to listen
To all the stupid shit you got to say
I don't wanna do a goddamn thing
I don't wanna, don't wanna leave my bed todayI don't wanna, I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna, I don't wanna leave my bed todayKeep on skankin' Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay, payI don't wanna eat burritos
Or read about O J
No, I don't want to get a head rush
'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed todayI ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed todayI ain't got to leave my bed today
No, no, no, no, no, no way, no way
No way, no way, no wayKeep on skankin' Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay, pay