I don't wanna go and party
I don't wanna shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I don't wanna do a bong load
And go and wrench on the car
I don't wanna hose the dog shit down
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
Keep on skankin' Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay, pay
I don't wanna watch no porno
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey
I don't wanna go down to the corner bar
And I ain't even got to listen
To all the stupid shit you got to say
I don't wanna do a goddamn thing
I don't wanna, don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna, I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna, I don't wanna leave my bed today
Keep on skankin' Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay, pay
I don't wanna eat burritos
Or read about O J
No, I don't want to get a head rush
'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't got to leave my bed today
No, no, no, no, no, no way, no way
No way, no way, no way
Keep on skankin' Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay, pay