Once there was a fellow
and his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop
just a baby Fuzz
He patrolled the Sunset Strip
in the land of the free
and the home of the hip
He protected you and me
until he met a girl called Alice D
Alice was the girl
that all the hippies dread
And they called her Sweet Alice the Head
Alice it was plain to see
was full of pot and STD
She'd attract a great big crowd
because her inner peace was much too loud
Good Buzz did the thing
that good Fuzz must
Shoved his gun in Alice's chest
and said "This is a bust"
Shone the flashlight in her eyes
she began to hypnotize
Buzz said "What a wild sensation
this must be hallu-hallu-cina-cina-tion-tion-tion"
Love is so sensational
when you fall in love
with eyes dilational
Buzz said "Alice, you I like
come take ride on my fuzzy bike
Soon it will getting dark
and we can watch the stars
from Griffith Park"
So they both went out
and dug astrology-gyyyy
Through their mutual hallucinanology-yyyyy
Now they're taking pills and shots
Buzz is not afraid of Watts
Buzz and Alice D have shown the way
of where the fuzz might be some day
Buzz is still a cop of course
he's the pusher on the force
He's protecting you and me
from evil women like poor Alice D
Lyrics Submitted by Richard Gagnon