[Verse 1]
This is for my instagram models
Eatin up the cake, watch it go right to your bottom
You should get a new job, holla at McDonalds
Listen when I speak, baby you could write a novel
The way I spit flows put you in a pickle, cause I did it with no label
Got a crystal ball? God I need luck cause I already got them quesos
Its simple, treat em like Kinkos cause they only tryin to copy me
Last I checked you aint some handsome devil with a college degree
But you think you can have your cake and eat it too
Well tell me why these pretty women never leave with you
I even ask your mom and pops and they like, We approve
Thats why your girlfriend screamin out my name, I call that Beetlejuice
Cause Im the one she choosin as her preference
Minnesota women show me love like I was Kevin
Pull up in your city, I could swear theres no exception
Get up in my Xbox, cause Im well connected[Hook]
I know some people that they used to hate
20 women in my trailer like Im movin weight
Yeah no wonder why we celebrate
Hold up, you aint invited homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
Homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake[Verse 2]
Yeah, they wanna talk, but I dont wanna conversate
Watch these women serve the pussy like its on a plate
Gordon Ramsay though, watch me grab a fancy ho
Just because we eatin that dont mean that we be on a date
Plus Im more Seth Cohen than youve ever been
Thats why I take all these women down like medicine
You be poppin pills just to get some extra thrills
I say, Hell no to my lawyer, you can throw out all my deals
Im like? when I bring game
Put a bunch of cash under the table
And cop me a big name and a big house
And a show on basic cable
Probably be hostin some comedy roastin
Just talkin bout shit cause its very explosive
They wanna control this and remote control this
I pull out the guns or they give me a holster, shwoop!
Im tryin to coast along the coast, caught me a Astin
Na, I aint the son of Christ, but I got passion
You offended? Woops, I aint even askin
Im too busy fuckin these older women like Im Ashton
Bang![Hook]
I know some people that they used to hate
20 women in my trailer like Im movin weight
Yeah no wonder why we celebrate
Hold up, you aint invited homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
Homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake