Calamity Jane

Calamity Jane had a dream

it wasn't a pyramid or a scheme

she wasn't a hero or a fiend

slipping through quicksand by her own meansCalamity Jane had it made

She was born on the first of May

Just as pretty as Doris Day

there ain't no game that she ain't played.Calamity Jane, Calamity Jane

She wasn't a sweetheart or a saint

working like a nurse

and living like a dame

She was the heroine of the plainsCalamity jane's an orphan still

She's done chasing after Wild Bill

Playing poker he was killed

buried together in the black hills...