Uh
Betty was worried about the lover that she has married
And she didn't know what to do
He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead
An' all her worst fears came true
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker
And he never ever broke the law
Thin Miss Lizzy was a kept very busy
And sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
And take 'em all away
Lock 'em up
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Louie was a loner and a big time Al Caponer
Doin' all his dippin' from the door
He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ
The sooner he could settle the score
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
And lock 'em up
Help ya, have a birthday, say
Take 'em all away