Camelot

We're knights of the round table

We dance whenever we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impeccableWe dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe're knights of the round table

Our shows are formidable

But many times we're given rhymes

That are quite unsingableWe're opera mad in Camelot

We sing from the diaphragm a lotWar we're tough and able, quite indefatigable

Between our quests we sequin vests

And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a busy life in CamelotI have to push the pram a lot (rhymes with Camelot)