Can I Smoke In Here?

Can I smoke in here Can I sit down

Am I bothering you Are you alone

Is my tie on straight Do you rate me polite

Do I need a shave Do I seem alright

Names don't matter mine's Kash Buk No it's true

Go ahead and laugh it's good for you

What's that you're drinking I like your smile you know

Hey Mister Bartender please don't be so slow

I think we got a lot in common

That's my brand wouldn't trade it for the world

We're about the same age on the outside

Inside I'm a thousand years old

Is this your room I can't do 60 like I once could

Bet you didn't know I was that hot

You didn't know I was that good

You got nothing to fear can I smoke in here?

Steel player friend of mine lived right down the hall

These walls are thin nobody heard him fall

Last of the best without a shadow of a doubt

Hi-Lo shag's the last thing he saw before it all faded out

What's that you say? life is like a low budget movie

slow down there honey you lost me that time

We all took less then it closed

Truest thing you said all night That's a laugh

You can write it on my epitaph

See you in heaven or next time whichever's first

I ain't USDA prime God knows you've seen worse

Just tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate

I won't be late but let me get this straight

Can I get a beer can I smoke in here