There's times
There's times when I look around
There's times when I look up and down
Up and down my street
And I'm not very pleasedComplain
You complain behind a twitching blind
Writing strong-worded letters to The Times
And you might even post them
If you dared go outsideI can't mind my own business
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble
I can't mind my own business, yeah
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble with youThere were times
There were times when I truly believed
That everybody was out to get me
I know that's no longer true
'Cos now they're out to get youAnd these days
These days there's a kitchen knife
At the bottom of every Bag For Life
So keep yourself to yourself
Or you'll end up in a canalI can't mind my own business
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble
I can't mind my own business, yeah
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble with you
With youI can't mind my own business
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble
I can't mind my own business, yeah
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble
I can't mind my own business
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble
I can't mind my own business, yeah
That's why I'm never
Never out of trouble with you