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Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes

Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do

I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you

I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway

A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she's never worked a dayHe slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife

He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life

His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way

Collect some life insurance is a message I conveyKids are screaming

wife is nagging

Dog is barking

He had to burn it downStrike the match

Dead bolt that latch

Gone in a flash

Burn it downHe's like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel

As soon as you tied that knot that cage was made of steel

I'll enroll myself in Weight-Watchers or, maybe, join a gym

What about that thousand-dollar treadmill that you bought on a whim?He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife

He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life

His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way

Collect some life insurance is a message I conveyThe kids are screaming

The wife is nagging

The dog is barking

He had to burn it downStrike the match

Dead bolt that latch

Gone in a flash

Burn it downThe kids are screaming

The wife is nagging

The dog is barking

He had to burn it downStrike the match

Then pull that latch

Gone in a flash

Burn it downFourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way

Collect some life insurance is a message I convey

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