Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do
I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you
I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway
A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she's never worked a dayHe slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
Collect some life insurance is a message I conveyKids are screaming
wife is nagging
Dog is barking
He had to burn it downStrike the match
Dead bolt that latch
Gone in a flash
Burn it downHe's like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel
As soon as you tied that knot that cage was made of steel
I'll enroll myself in Weight-Watchers or, maybe, join a gym
What about that thousand-dollar treadmill that you bought on a whim?He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
Collect some life insurance is a message I conveyThe kids are screaming
The wife is nagging
The dog is barking
He had to burn it downStrike the match
Dead bolt that latch
Gone in a flash
Burn it downThe kids are screaming
The wife is nagging
The dog is barking
He had to burn it downStrike the match
Then pull that latch
Gone in a flash
Burn it downFourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
Collect some life insurance is a message I convey