Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world
And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls
Make yourselves comfortable, my place is so divine
Don't you think I'm wonderful? Say yes, you're on my timeStay away
From Captain Howdy
Stay away
From Captain HowdyDon't try to leave the doors are locked and only I have got the key
Forget the windows, they're nailed shut and boarded up, so you can't see
You'll love the light show, oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell
When they go off your welcome to my living hellStay away
From Captain Howdy
Stay away
From Captain HowdyCome here my sweet
Let me help you with that
There that's betterI'm overjoyed at all the games I'm playing here with you today
But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play
You think you're going home to your own little bed
But that's impossible you can't sleep when your deadStay away
From Captain Howdy
Stay away
From Captain HowdyStay away
From Captain Howdy
Stay away
From Captain HowdyStay away
From Captain Howdy
Stay away
From Captain Howdy