He is the car and he is the driver
Climb right in and shut the door
He drives them away you knowHe is the car and he is the driver
Climb right in and shut the door
He drives them away you knowI see you come from lake St. Claire
He once destroyed a boy who came from there
With all his doom and gloom
And his pitch black moods
And those separate rooms wouldn't doHe is the boat and he is the pilot
Climb aboard and take a seat
He'll push us right on out to seaHe is the boat and he is the pilot
Climb aboard and take a seat
He'll push us straight on out to seaAren't you the squire from Popper's Square
He once lost fifty dollars there
With all his indecision
His lack of all ambition
His nose is pressed up to the televisionHe is the car and he is the driver
Climb right in and shut the door
He drives them away you knowHe is the boat and he is the pilot
Climb aboard and take a seat
He'll push us right on out to seaDidn't I meet you at the county fair
Did your brother go and meet you there
Oh, it won't take long
Until you find I'm wrong
Didn't you listen to this songI am the car and I am the driver
I am the boat and I am the pilot
I am the car and I am the driver
I am the boat and I am the pilot
I am the car and I am the driver
I am the boat and I am the pilot
I am the car and I am the driverClimb right in and shut the door
I drive them away you know