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Careful With That Mic...

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So tell me, when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test

Did you know the answers or did you guess?

You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans

And act all over bad to jack up your sound scanWhat's the matter with you?

How come you rhyme monosyllabically?

Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary?

Your style's like a garbage canIt's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis

Ever since you first reckoned

You been in a state of suspended animation

You invoke snuffaluffagus and australopiphecusMe crazy, you abacus but enough about you let's talk about me

And how single-handedly

I redefined the entire science of radioastronomy

Even Nobel prize winners questioned my notions of realityOh, but I digress

You always win at Sorry, I always win at chess

Go get some percocets!Careful with that mic, weezy!

Do you really think it's that easy?This is really good ice cream, you want some of it?

Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant

Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away

Only friends you keep are those you payAlways on the ready for the wack snack attack

I carry sandwiches around in a straight edge style Jansport backpack

Got the gadget Q gave Bond, destroy the mind

Make you jump in a pond, go quack-quack, flap your arms

Leave you confused but completely unharmedCareful with that mic, weezy!

Do you really think it's that easy?

Do you really think it's true?

[Incomprehensible] they can't hear you, hey alrightNow both you and I know the past ten years

Have been rather intense

And I'm ashamed to admit that

I have been fooled by the seductions of violencePeople walking around with ugly auras

Sometimes I'm even tempted to see the advice of Dr. Laura

But I ignore her

And I take a deep breath and count to ten

Ain't gonna let it get under my skinTake a deep breath and count to ten

Think of all the nice places that I've been

Like back when I was waging peace against the Visigoths

I was tutored in the ancient mysteries by a wizened philosophyLearned the polyrhythm of celestial time

And wait for the one to come and get it done and finish the rhymeCareful with that mic, weezy!

Do you really think it's that easy?

Do you really think it's true?

[Incomprehensible] they can't hear you, hey

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