HERE WE GO
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
IT STARTED DOWN IN ACAPULCO
SAID THAT AMERICAN BOY
HE’S GOING LOCO
JUST ANOTHER WILD-ASS GRINGO
DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HIS BEER
SAME THING IN THE BVI’S
WENT DEEP SEA FISHING BUT I BROKE A LINE
I ONLY HAD ON SPF 5
TOOK A BATH IN SOME ALOE VERA
THEY SAY THAT I’VE LOST IT JUST LIKE ATLANTIS
OH BUT THAT’S SEMANTICS
THAT AIN’T THE WAY IT IS
I’M JUST CARIBBEAN CRAZY
A BIT BAREFOOT AND LAZY
WHERE EVERYTHING’S A LITTLE HAZY
FROM THE RUM
I PUT IT IN MY COCA-COLA
I TAKE MY BOAT TO TORTOLA
AND STAY FAR AWAY FROM SOBER
‘CAUSE I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
LIKE THAT TIME DOWN IN PANAMA
STOLE A PARROT FROM THE PENINSULA
THEN I GOT CAUGHT BY OLD JOSÉ LAW
BUT I BROKE OUT OF JAIL
LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT THAT
SPRING BREAK DOWN IN MONTEGO
I WAS 28, SHE WAS 18-O
SHE SHOWED ME THINGS I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
MAN I HOPE I DON’T GO TO HELL
GO—
CARIBBEAN CRAZY
A BIT BAREFOOT AND LAZY
WHERE EVERYTHING’S A LITTLE HAZY
FROM THE RUM
I PUT IT IN MY COCA-COLA
TAKE MY BOAT TO TORTOLA
AND STAY FAR AWAY FROM SOBER
‘CAUSE I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN NOW
THEY ALL SAY I’VE LOST IT JUST LIKE ATLANTIS
OH BUT THAT’S SEMANTICS
THAT AIN’T THE WAY IT IS
I’M JUST CARIBBEAN CRAZY
A BIT BAREFOOT AND LAZY
WHERE EVERYTHING’S A LITTLE HAZY
FROM THE RUM
I PUT IT IN MY COCA-COLA
TAKE MY BOAT TO TORTOLA
AND STAY FAR AWAY FROM SOBER
‘CAUSE I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
WE STAY FAR AWAY FROM SOBER
‘CAUSE WE’RE ALL HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
JUST CARIBBEAN CRAZY, YEAH
(SPOKEN WORDS)
HEY MAN, I’LL TELL YOU — WHEN I STOLE THAT BIRD DOWN THERE IN PANAMA,
I GOT CAUGHT, I THOUGHT I’D NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN.
BUT THIS SEÑORITA CAME UP AND SLIPPED ME THE KEY THROUGH THE JAILHOUSE DOOR, MAN.
I BROKE OUT OF THERE, HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE BOAT.
MAN, I PUT UP THEM SAILS, HEADED SOUTH,
AND I AIN’T EVER BEEN BACK.
Lyrics Submitted by mike bell