Carl's Theme

Yeah!The pants that I wear wick the sweat from my balls,

Im a South Jersey Mook, Im the cock of the walk,

I dont need no instructions, to know how to rock!

More than a feeling, is the worlds greatest song,

I crank it all day long, all over my block,

I dont need no instructions to know how to RockGet the f*ck out of my pool!Exit 109 baby is where the skanks hang out,

They love my shinny dome, and my nasty flip flop

I dont need no instructions to know how to rock!

I dont need no instructions to know how to rock!Look here, Ive been working since I was 8 years old,

And I wont eat no more shag you hear that!

Yeah!Yeah!