Loretta
Broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving
And her life would be betterJoan
Broke it off over the phone
After the tone
She left me aloneJen said she'd never ever
See me again
When I saw her again
She said it againJan
Met another man
Lisa got amnesia
Just forgot who I amFelicity
Said there was no electricity
Emily
No chemistryFran ran
Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go
I couldn't go with the flowCarol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll
Stick aroundHe doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
We can eat cerealHe loses interest fast
His relationships never last
Shut up, girlfriends from the pastHe says he'll do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing
Who organized all of my ex-girlfriends
Into a choir and got them to sing?Who, who? Shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the pastMimi
Will no longer see me
Britney
Britney hit mePaula, Persephone
Stella and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways
That lovers have left meCarol Brown
Just took a bus out of townLove is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
He said the same thing to meHow can we ever know
We've found the right person in this world
He means he looks at other girlsLove is a mystery
It does not follow a rule
This guy is a foolHe'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut upMona
You told me you were in a coma
Tiffany
You said that you had an epiphanyWould you like a little cereal?
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you, Carol Brown?
Was it you, Carol Brown?Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick aroundStick around
Stick around
Stick around
Stick around