Carpal Tunnel Tomb Torker

I'm coo coo for Cocoa Puffs

Well, I'll be, it's Jim McFadden and his family

How you guys doing? How's the rides and such treating you?

Oh, little Jimmy McFadden has a codename

Have you guys had the go on maggots?This is Little Little's reporting from Bucketheadland

If you're nosing around and you hear the howling wind

Or the bleeding of possessed farm animals

You must have wandered into the haunted farm

And that means you're in the slaughter zoneThat's where we keep all our most dangerous rides

That made us famous

Some of the rides are liable to go off the tracks

And you never know where they'll end up

Or in how many pieces