"Cha!" Said the Kitty

Sucking like a crack hack

Feeling like an eight-track

Out of whackAll the times a clucking no

A suck it and a suck itI don't want to live with that

And you don't want to take it back

And I don't want to be a rat

And you don't want a kitty catReaching for the phone ring

Settle for the chump change

Settle downMake it like a godsend

Feeling like a has-been

Remember whenAll the times a clucking no

A suck it and a suck it

All the times a clucking no

A suck it and a suck itI don't want to live with that

And you don't want to take it back

And I don't want to be a rat

And you don't want a kitty cat