It started on the real world
A hot tube full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freakLine up all the Idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Trying to ride the fast track for freeWho's the biggest loser?
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTVAnd all the sole survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for moneySo everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-chingWhen you take off all your clothes
When you strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-chingEverybody stop and stare
Kardashian's ass is everywhere
If you missed it, watch TMZPretending to be lesbians
The Tila's playing all of them
While flavor flave get fucked up for freeGuess, who's been living large
It's mini me the porn star
Google it, I think you'll agreeAnd all the hotties on the Hills
Just getting rich and making deals
While you and I are watching TVSo everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-chingWhen you take off all your clothes
When you strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-chingThe all American Dream
Is getting fifteen for free
The all American Dream
Is so skin deepIt started on the real world
A hot tube full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freakSo everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-chingWhen you take off all your clothes
When you strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-chingSo everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-chingWhen you take off all your clothes
When you strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-chingSo hurry turn it on, turn it on
Get your fifteen minutes
It's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
Cha-chingSo hurry turn it on, turn it on
Get your fifteen minutes
It's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
Cha-ching