So I then got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck
Cause I figured at the end of the day I could take the leftover cheesecakes home
And I love cheesecake
So I went to the cheesecake company
And they asked me if I could drive a truck
And I said yes
And they said your hired
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes
And i drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake
So I pulled over and opened the truck and got a cheesecake
And I also took one for later
And i took one for my friend farm boy
And I took one to bring home
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes
So I took another one
So then I figured I might as well stop by my house to drop off all the cheesecakes
So I take five cakes to eat on the way
and I drive another block and a half to my house
Now its lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes
And a cheesecake for dessert
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious
Anyway, I decided the only thing to do would be to eat all
the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town
And I miss everybody a lot
But I'm not very sorry
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes