Two tablespoons of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody, have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooohh
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
‘Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fit ty
And give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre
Suck on my balls
(Sniff sniff sniff)
Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell?
Smell like somethin' burnin'
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I gotta sneakin’ suspicion
Oh man, baby
Baby, you just burnt my balls
Help me
My balls on fire
Help me baby, my balls are burnin'
Get me some water
Pour some water on me
My balls are burnin'
Oh, my goodness
Blow on 'em, blow on 'em
Do somethin'
Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
They on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Blow 'em out baby, blow 'em
Oh
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Come on baby
Wooh, wooh
Suck on my balls
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo