Big Orange rolled into Boston headed straight for Chinatown
To find the native restless and see what's going down
We hit the streets a walking, checked out a rated X
It was all about a woman and a donkey named RexGet me out of Chinatown
Get me out of Chinatown
I don't like what's going down
So get me out of ChinatownSee the big man dressed in ladies clothes, he looks really rude
I guess he forgot to look at himself when he was in the nude
Jeff and Jimmy had to laugh when he lost his hair
Rolled up in the Cadillac's window that left him standing thereGet me out of Chinatown
Get me out of Chinatown
I don't like what's going down
So get me out of ChinatownI seen bigger towns than this
And this is one town I won't miss
Just let me go, I won't leave a thing
Just my ass to kiss