Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
From all of us
Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
from all of us
We hate you
Shove yo' cheer up yo' butt
And shut it up cause Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks
It's that time of year
Love's in the air
Oh so cavalier
But what about those of us
Who just broke up with loser boy
married man
no commitment
garbage can
Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
From all of us
Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
from all of us
We hate you
Shove yo' cheer up yo' butt
And shut it up cause Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks
It's that time of year
friends and family with their presents
appear
but what about those of us
from broken homes
daddy's gone
mom moves on
bro and sis can't get along
Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
From all of us
Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
from all of us
We hate you
Shove yo' cheer up yo' butt
And shut it up cause Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks
It's Christmas time and I'm all alone
This song goes out to all of those
Who drink, eat Christmas away
Black out on Christmas day
Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
From all of us
Hey Christmas!
You suck so much
from all of us
We hate you
Shove yo' cheer up yo' butt
And shut it up cause Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks
Christmas Sucks