karate chop ninja he a tae bo killer
zombie walking like the michael jackson thriller
steven segall and a little jackie chan
i am a big old jet li fan
who is the homeboy with skin so porous that'll kick your ass into the rain forest
Chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
great god his skin is so porous
with his fist he can crush a steeler
and he's the star of the many infomercial
rosy red cheeks and a white bathrobe
chuck'll spin your head like a classroom globe
he lines his eyes like the black max facta
who's gonna tell ym boy he not an actor
I'd tell him but he's too mean
with a kick he'll rip out your spleen
Now do i special dance with the evil gone hoarse
Chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
great god his skin is so porous
A cable ace award and a big ass nose
he dreams about the oscars
forget it cause he blows
squinty eyes and a high watered horse
Old chuck norr never win a people's choice.
He better thank his stars for USA
the only network that plays karate
Rumor has it he drives a ford taurus
Who you talkin' about Grotts
I'll tell you in the chorus
chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
chucka chucka chucka
chuck norris
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