Conspiracy theory number one
Jesus was a man from Mars
The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun
And the three wise men arrived in carsConspiracy theory number two
War is just a marketing plan
If youve got an army wholl die for you
You can be a marketing manI heard it on the citizens bandTheres really nothing to it hardly
Its elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABCI heard it on the citizens band
I heard it from the citizens bandConspiracy theory number three
The government control who you are
And if your musics good for the economy
You can be a rock and roll starTheres really nothing to it hardly
Its elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABCI lost the signal in a tunnel for a while
And heard some corporate rock
Some multi-national and at the end of the dial
I heard some manufactured popI pulled in to the side of the road
And re-tuned to 95 point I dont knowCitizens band radio
The home of the stars
Tune into the breakfast show
And listen to the man from marsGo, da, da, da, da, da, la, la, da, da, da, da
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