I'll just be honest, My body ain't Madonna's
so excuse me if I seem a little modest
When they play that music, I almost lose it
Cause there ain't a bone in my body, Can move to it
when that music's thumping everybody's humping
I can't get my body to do nothing
C'mon Dj give me a chance
Play a song where this white girl can dance
when they say to shake it, I have to fake it
The only time I move like that is when I'm naked
I like it country, But I like it funky
You can call me the redneck Humpty Dumpty
I'll admit it I stay sitting when they start to play that rythym
C'mon dj Give me a chance
Play a song where this white girl can dance
I got two left feet I don't know how to bump and grind
I can't even move my hips back in forth in time
I just want a beat where I can clap my hands
Play me a song where I can
Dance Dance Dance
That's right I'ma honky And tell me how you ride that Donkey
Donkey
I'd get out on the floor and let it all hang out but somebody's always yelling " Hey who let the dogs out"
Believe i tried it but I didn't stand a chance
There ain't no Badonkadonk In these pants
i just want to grab a cowboy cutie and
YeeHaw Smack that Booty
I like it rockin' when I'm honky tonkin'
Cause I like to get my cowboy boots a Knockin'
If it's got a countyr twang, I'll try to shake my thing
I like the F-I- Double D- L-E fiddle with a bang
i'll admit it I stay sitting when they start to play that rythym
Music's thumping everybody's humping I just stand there doing nothing
C'mon Dj give me a chance
Play a song where this white girl can dance
Go white Girl Go white Girl Go
Go white girl Go white Girl Go
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Lyrics submitted by t.