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Cold Blooded Christmas

It was late at night on Christmas eve

i was dreaming of the soft white snow (white snow)

i was a woken by a noise near the Christmas tree what it

was i did not knowit was Santa Claus he was bringing me some gifts

unfortunately i did not know that (i didn't know)

so i quietly snuk up behind him and i shot him 5 times

in the back.it went bao bao bao bao bao

he said What the fuck ow ow ow

then i shot him 3 more times in the head

piece's of his brain flew and he was deadthat's when i notice his blood soaked beard

and his red suit filled with bullet holes (uh-oh)

i said oh my god i killed Santa Claus I'm not going to jail for this asshole(hell no!)so i went to my shed and i got my saw

and i started to chop'dy chop chop (chop-ta-chop)

i started with his arms then his legs then his head

and the torso was a really long job.and the blood went splert splert splert

it was really hard work work work

it was hard cutting through his spine

i must have vomited 16 times..i burned all the piece's in my fire place

the smell of burning human flesh filled my nose(sizzle sizzle)

eleven hours later there was nothing left and that's when i heard

my telephone it was auntie jean looking for uncle bob

she said he left the house dressed as Santa Claus

but he didn't come home last nite

have you seen him god i hope he's alright.

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