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Colorado Cool-Aid

Well, I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston, Texas

Was drinkin' Colorado Cool-Aid and talkin' to some Mexicans

An' we was what's that you say?

What's Colorado Cool-Aid?Well, it's a can of Coors brewed from a mountain stream

It'll set you head on fire an' make your kidneys scream

Oh, it sure is fine

Yeah, we was havin' ourselves one of them real good timesBut you know every beer joint that you've ever been in

Some big, mean drunk who just ain't got no friend

Sure enough, he wants to fight

Yeah, he's gonna whip everything in sightWell, he took him a big cold swallow of beer

And he spit in my Mexican friends ear

And sure enough that made my buddy real mad

That's somethin' like he ain't never hadWell, Sir, he pulled out a big, long switch blade knife

Quick as a whistle he began to slice

And that big mean drunk stood back, his face full of tears

Lookin' down at the floor, an' one of his earsHa, he cut that thing off even with the sideburns

You might say the little Mexican fella, he just didn't give a durn

But he was a gentleman about it

An' bent over and with a half way grin

Picked it up and handed it back to himHe said, "Now big man, you get the urge to spit a little beer

"Just open up your hand there and spit it in your own ear

Won't be no trouble that way", that's what I heard him sayAnd I said, "Barmaid, set us up a round of that Colorado Cool-Aid

An while you're up there, bring this big fella here, a box of Bandaids"Now let me tell you if you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas

Decide to stop an' drink some Colorado Cool-Aid

An' maybe talk to some Mexicans

An' you get the urge to get a little tough

Better make damn sure you got your knife proof ear-muffHey, ain't that right, big man? I said ain't that right big man?

Ah, hell he can't hear, not on this side anyway, he ain't got no earHey barmaid, bring us all a big, tall glass of that Colorado Cool-Aid

How about it?

How you doin', big man? Still got your ear there in your hand?

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