Took a guy home on Friday like us bad girls tend to do
Had too much Tequlia and a dirty hot dog too
When I woke up in the bedroom my head hurt so bad i cried
But when I turned to him for comfort, well it turned out that he had died
I said, please be in a coma not dead with me alone
Please wake up from this coma cus i don’t know how to get your body home
I had to call for an ambulance, they asked me for his name
I said it’s Simon.. Steven.. maybe it began with a K
The ambulance arrived real swiftly, they said i should go along too.
So i went down to the hospital as Mrs Comadoo!
I said, please wake up for this coma, i don’t know what else to say
It would really help me if you woke up from this coma cus I got a lot to do today
The nurse said there was nothing more that they could do
So they turned off the life support
They needed my permission so i signed on their report
And as the life machine let out that ??
His wife came into the hospital and went straight for my throat
She said, i’ll put you in a coma, I’ll run you down with my car
My stupid cheating husband wasnt in a coma, he suffers from sleep apnea!
So here’s a lesson for all of us, if you wanna go home with bad boys, be sure to check their medical certificates and go back to their place, not yours.
So if he falls in a coma he won’t die in your bed, and then you won’t end up in a coma cus his wife kicked you in the head
Thirteen stitches!
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