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His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ashHe is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you better come with cashNow his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business
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And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and outAnd the fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waning of the moonHe is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you, "Dude!"Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The double wide shine
On the boot heels of your primeDoesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hatWe are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sandTake a bite of this apple
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Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tentsSome people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a jokeHe says now do you believe
In the one big song
He's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing alongHe says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledgeHe is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me, "Dude!"Do you believe
In the one big sign
The double wide shine
On the boot heels of your primeThere's no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you
We're behind youAnd let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
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We are building it biggerWe are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these beautiful pendant key chains