Confession

I never kissed a man before

Now isn't that a shame?

I never kissed a man before

Before I knew his nameI never had a taste for wine

Now isn't that a sin?

I never had a taste for wine

For wine can't compare with ginIt's nice as nice can be

My faith is at last restored

To know that vice can be

Its own rewardI always go to bed at ten

Now isn't that a bore?

I always go to bed at ten

Then I go home at four