[Verse 1]
I could hear you coming so I hide by the couch
You were talking so loudly, I don't know what about
You were drunker than high school, self conscious and sweet
I never ever felt so cool disguised in your sheets[Chorus]
But I'm a constant headache, a tooth out of line
They try to make you regret it, you say no not this time
Just a constant headache, a dead friend's advice
You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine[Verse 2]
And then you finally found me pretending to sleep
You said such nice things about me, I felt guilty and cheap
You took two steps to the kitchen and just stared at the sink
I couldn't hold back a smile, I wish that I could have seen you
Having sex in the morning your love was foreign to me
It made me think maybe human is not such a bad thing to be
I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked
It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough[Chorus]