Coo Coo Ca Choo

Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are

You are a Hollywood star you're the high priestess by far

And you know this tune's for you we call it, "Coo Coo Ca Choo"

And it's a very brief description of the things we could do to you

{You're body is incredible}So you were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do?You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do?Oil me up quick Ms. Daisy before I'm lubing up your tailpipe

Or the bedposts will be a knocking and

A knocking 'til the break of light

Raised and dazed in a million and one ways

Like a Morton coffee roll I want you hot and glazedSo you're not the real thing baby you're Parkay you're not butter,

You're gonna have to get you home and lube you up with Fluffernutter

Scope it, scope it, baby looking so fit

Playing games and laying dames you know I know you know it

Now you're quick to get the condom that Jimmy's gonna fit too snug

Lean you against the fire place and ride you on the bear skin rugChow down my ding dong come and sing along

Slip a grip around my tip and then you'll be my Klingon

Now in my sweat pants you're gonna see my erection

Ooh oh pick a de pop pop perfection

Umpla dumpla dippedee do

'Cause I'd never leave the house if mommy looked like youYou were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, now what ya gonna do?You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, now what ya gonna do?Butter up butter cup, did ya really think

It'd really last that long

My attention span hutches and when

You wake up you know that I'll be gone

Cocoa butter beach blonde wearing that thin thong

You know I got a thing for you it's only an inch long

Picking up your signals like a TV station

I'm looking for the channel to have immoral applications

Looking so fine Cosmo behind

Fermentation of time like Riunite wine

So I'm bubbling and steaming like an active volcano

I think I clogged up all your pipes get yourself some DrainoI get annoyed 'cause I can't avoid

Baby sounding like a mongoloid

I got the skills to keep ya busy all night

If you do not bite I hope you blow like dynamite

Happy Thanksgiving, would you like a little white meat?

I'll stuff my butter balls then you can eatSo you were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, now what ya gonna do?You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, now what ya gonna do?Now you were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, now what ya gonna do?Now you were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo, now what ya gonna do?You were looking at me

You were looking at me