Cops and Robbers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbersWe're at a revolution

And we're baying for your blood

We're laying down the law

And your name's mudYou'd like to be a member of the human race

You want to be a good boy

But you couldn't stand the tasteBlame Simon

'Cuz he said

You've got two lives down

And one life left

Blame Simon

Because he said

You could think better with a hole in your head

You could think better with a hole in your headIf we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbersCatch a revolution

Now your waging war again

Marching on the spot when you should have made amends

Cause you say you fight for us

Cross your heart and hope to die

You're the bully in the playground and we'll hang you out to dryBlame Simon

Because he said

You've got two lives down

And one life left

Blame Simon

'Cuz he said

You could think better with a hole in your head

You could think better with a hole in your headIf we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminalLine them up against a wall and shoot them all

Oh oh ohIf we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

Play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

Play cops and robbersIf we catch a criminal

There's nothing you or I can doLine them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all