Couchin' It

I’M GONNA PUT MY SLIPPERS ON AND MY FAVORITE PAIR OF HANES

I MIGHT DRINK LIKE OL’ GEORGE JONES ‘TIL I CAN’T FEEL A THING

I’VE WORKED HARD, ALL WEEK, ALL YEAR, TODAY I’M GONNA JUST SIT HERE

WITH THE DOORS LOCKED AND THE SHADES DRAWN

TURNIN’ THIS SOUL SUCKIN’ CELL PHONE OFF

I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA KICK UP THESE TWO FEET

BABY, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA SEE WHAT’S ON TV

I GOT MY CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND SOME WHOLE MILK

AND A CUP OF MAXWELL HOUSE TO SIP

GONNA KICK BACK, RELAX, UNWIND, AND STAY

JUST COUCHIN’ IT, COUCHIN’ IT, YEAH, COUCHIN’ IT

SITTIN’ HERE RACKIN’ MY BRAIN ‘TWEEN P.F. CHANG’S AND DOMINO’S

I DIDN’T’ WANNA THINK TODAY, AWW HELL, I’LL JUST GET BOTH

I’M GONNA SEE IF I’M ON CMT, IT’S A GOOD LOOKIN’ KID, BUT NOPE, NOT ME

DOOR BELL RINGS, BUDDY, KEEP THE CHANGE

GOT THE PEPPERONI SWEATS, BELCHING UP LO MEIN

I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA KICK UP THESE TWO FEET

BABY, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA SEE WHAT’S ON TV

I GOTTA BAG OF CHIPS AND A SNICKER’S BAR

AND MY MOUNTAIN DEW IN A MASON JAR

GONNA KICK BACK, RELAX, UNWIND AND STAY

JUST COUCHIN’ IT

WELL, THE GOOD LORD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT

THEN HE MADE THE WATERS WHERE THE FISH DOTH BITE

THEN HE MADE THE WOODS WHERE THE CRITTERS PLAY

AND THEN ON THE SEVENTH DAY

HE WAS COUCHIN’ IT, HE KICKED UP HIS TWO FEET

YEAH, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, I’M GONNA SEE WHAT’S ON TV

I GOT MY JUNIOR MINTS AND MY BUTTERED POPCORN

A FROSTY MUG AND A BEER TO POUR

I’M REMOTE GRIPPIN’, CHANNEL FLIPPIN’

VIEWIN’, CHEWIN’, SIPPIN’, SNOOZIN’

COUCHIN’ IT, COUCHIN’ IT, YEAH, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, COUCHIN’ IT

Writer: Eric Moore