If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head maybe juggle three alley cats
Take out the King Kong still feel strongUnleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a lichen
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mostTake out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kurk without the slightest of hassleDrown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Come back from the grave to walk with the undeadI couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No I couldn't do it
Could you do it?You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do thisI could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
Spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
I've talked to Satan, I've talked to god
Without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rodI couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No I couldn't do it
Could you do it?You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do thisIf I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head juggle three alley cats
Take out the King Kong and I still feel strongUnleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mostTake out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kurk without the slightest of hassleDrown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Back from the grave to walk with the undeadI couldn't do it
Could you do it?
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No I couldn't do it
Could you do it?