Countin' To 10

When I say yes you say no

When I say flood you say flow

When I say sham you say schmuck

When I say fame you say luckNow let me run over this simple plan once again

You're gonna count your chickens while I'm countin' to 10

And if you muck it up I'm gonna get you a casket

For putting our eggs in one little basket (oh-oh-oh-oh)When I say beer you say wine

When I say fun you say fine

When when I say high you say low

When I say hey you say hoChorus