Country This

Everybody talkin' 'bout dirt roads

Everybody talkin' like Jethro

Everybody talkin' 'bout the tall pines

Everybody runnin' on moonshine

Everybody's sayin' that "y'all" word

Thinking we're all a little backward

Everybody thinkin' they can put us in a box of grits

Well country this

Well I don't know what you call it but I sure love haulin'

Got the jukebox bumpin', got the red lights pumpin'

Got the cowgirls teasin' all the boys on the floor

Got their heads all bobbin', everybody wantin' more

If you don't like it out here in the boondocks

Give that knob a twist

Country this

Everybody talkin' that slow talk

Nothing but scarecrows and corn stocks

Out here in the city limit backside

Where the necks run a little on the red side

Everybody talkin' 'bout rhinestones

Everybody's soundin' like George Jones

Everybody from the city tryin' to tell you what country is

Well country this

Well I don't know what you call it but I sure love haulin'

Got the jukebox bumpin', got the red lights pumpin'

Got the cowgirls teasin' all the boys on the floor

Got their heads all bobbin', everybody wantin' more

If you don't like it out here in the boondocks

Give that knob a twist

And (?)

Ain't nothing wrong with that

Don't need a pickup truck

C'mon and crank it up

Well I don't know what you call it but I sure love haulin'

Got the jukebox bumpin', got the red lights pumpin'

Got the cowgirls teasin' all the boys on the floor

Got their heads all bobbin', everybody wantin' more

If you don't like it out here in the boondocks

Give that knob a twist

Country this

Yeah

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Lyrics submitted by Samantha.