Court TV

Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber

Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny

Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it

Judge Ito

Someday I wanna be in a case on Court TV

My friends will envy me and celebrity

Letters from my fans, the media eating from my hand

I'll retire on my fees from the book deals and the

talk show scene when I'm on Court TV

Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber

Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny

Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it

That's why I'm saying after Court TV

I'll never have to work again you'll see

That's where I wanna be...is on Court TV

(I will be on MSNBC)

People will pay me to speak at banquets for a fee

I'll appear every night on shows like 20/20

Newsweek and Time will feature my whole life

Newspapers will say that I'm a Top 10 Lawyer

and worth the price when I'm on Court TV Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber

Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny

Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it

That's why I'm saying after Court TV

I'll never have to work again you'll see

That’s where I wanna be...is on Court TV

(I'll do my thing tonight on Larry King)

Everybody knows a place where washed up

lawyers go

Now they all have there own prime time TV

legal shows...they're all on Court TV

Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber

Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny

Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it

That’s why I'm saying after Court TV

I'll never have to work again you'll see

That's where I wanna be...is on Court TV

Lyrics Submitted by Gregory B Acedo