I picked a cookie from the wrong batch
I found an egg unable to hatch
I started a fire
But I could not find a match'Cause you wore a cowboy hat
In the middle of the highway
A cowboy hat
Fears flying everywhere
A cowboy hat
And your middle fingers pointed at meI saw a Goldfish swimming downstream
I picked an orange from the wrong tree
You're the most valuable player
But I've chosen the wrong team'Cause you wore a cowboy hat
In the middle of the highway
A cowboy hat
Fears flying everywhere
A cowboy hat
And your middle fingers pointed at meA cowboy hat
In the middle of the highway
A cowboy hat
Fears flying everywhere
A cowboy hat
And your middle fingers pointed at meA cowboy hat
Lying in the desert
A cowboy hat
Soaking in the gutter
A cowboy hat
And your middle fingers pointed at me