Crabsody In Blue

Well they move on down

And they crawl around

Walkin' sideways

Sideways walkin'

Gives me the bluesAnd then you start to scratch

And they start to hatch

Walkin' sideways

Sideways walkin'

Gives me the bluesOh, and when they start to bite

Then it's time you saw the light

For an appointment

Before you start to scream

That's when you apply the cream

Blues ointmentWell the doctor said

We got to make 'em dead

Stops 'em walkin

Sideways walkin'

Gives me the bluesOh, and when you start to scream

That's when you apply the cream

Blues ointment

And when they start to itch

You go out and you take a bitch

For an appoinmentWell you rub it on

And you rub it in

Stops em walkin'

Sideways walkin'

gives them the bluesThey got the blues.

Gives them the blues.