People come people go, how long Ill stay I just dont know
When showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will come
Crackpot history and the right to liePeople love people hate, for my downfall they just cant wait
When showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will come
Crackpot history and the right to lieI wish that everyone could see a show by Liza Minnelli
Such a marvelous lady with talent by the ton
Crackpot history and the right to liePeople lie people hurt, like to read their Sunday dirt
So every Jekyll needs a Hyde to blame the business on
Crackpot history and the right to lieEvery rebel that Ive met say theyre going to die and yet
I see them now and they aint dead yet, and pushing forty one
Crackpot history and the right to liePumping is a splendid gift, I hope that you will catch my drift
Some like pumping in the lift, just like the Scottish tongs
Crackpot history and the right to lieThere is nothing like the sound of a nicely laundered pound
Trying to collect around forty million
Crackpot history and the right to lie
Crackpot history