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Crazy ABC's

Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?

Thank you, its a, it's an alphabet song Im working on

Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old oneA is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar

And if you see him would you mind telling him?Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?

Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?

Bdellium, its a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B

And then czar? Yeah, its uh like a Russian czarYou know everybody knows apple, ball and cat

I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words

Right, I see what youre doingD is for djinn, E for Euphrates

F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladiesI thought phone started with a P like a Ph

No, it's F O H N, its a, it's a kind of wind

Yeah, I know what you mean by windG for gnarly, I for irk, H is for hour

J for jalapeos, good in either corn or flour

Tortillas, let us rhymeK is for knick knack, L is for llama

Pramma, llama, ding, whats so strange about llama?

Llama, it starts with two Ls, whats the second one for?

No idea, I know loserM is for mnemonic, N is for ndomo, O is for ouiga board

P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qatOkay, Q qat? What? Yeah, its uh Q A T, its an evergreen shrub

Its a perfect scrabble word because its a Q with no U

Theres not many of those, you have too much time on your handsR is for argyle , no it isnt

Okay, youre right, I couldnt find a good R word

S is for Szr, a lovely German river

T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiverU is for urn, but not like earning money

V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funnyW for wren, wrinkly and who

X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true

Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshotY is for yiperite, a very nasty gas

And zeds the final letter and by final I mean lastOkay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends

You really mean Z, right?

No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top, Zed Zed Top?Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards

Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a mustache

I always thought that was interestingYou done with the alphabet?

No, extra letters I havent heard of? I think so

This was a great help, I think

With the contribution you made to world literacyWell, Im just saying, kids Im just saying

Think outside the box a little bit, box with an R

Yeah, well, no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher

Ah, as opposed to B A C H SRight, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov

That's Rochmaninov with a W

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