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Cuntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix)

Maynard:

Fucked Dolly Parton

Fucked Loretta Lynn

Fucked Barbara Mandrell

And fucked all of her kin

I've fucked Danny Pearl

I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl

I fucked the Judds

Paz: You fucked the Judds?

Maynard: Hell yeah!

(Chorus)

My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Maynard & Paz:

It won't go down, it won't go down

My cuntry boner won't go down

My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down

My cuntry boner, it won't go down

(Chorus)

Paz:

I fucked Willie Nelson

I fucked him deep inside

I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died

I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him

Paz: I fucked the Judds!

Maynard: You fucked the Judds?

(Chorus)

Group... sex (x3)

Our cuntry boners, they won't go down

Fucked Alabama

Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys

Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy

I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw

I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass

When I fucked his big white ass

I can't help it....

(Chorus)

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