He's got a room at the top and a jag at the bottom
Looks real pleased inside his boredom
Out on the stretch he's a big time roller
But the dames keep gettin' colder and colder
He thinks inch by inch monopolize
But that little girl over there
If he got the guts, if he dares
He's gonna cut 'em down to sizeSheila's gettin' rude and hungry for t he first prize
Sheila's gettin' rude and hungry aimin' at the eyes
She's gonna cut 'em down to sizeThere's a whole lotta pretty things going 'round
So don't let one bad break bring you down
I know a guy who swears he won't find another
Girl like the one that dated him for his brother
Now she's waitin' for him to apologize
She just wants to cut him down to sizeSheila's gettin' rude and hungry for t he first prize
Sheila's gettin' rude and hungry aimin' at the eyes
She's gonna cut 'em down