D look at D
Half a circle, half a moon an apple sliceThere goes D
Captain D, my boy D, commander D, the well known DD is getting on in years so he's a little bit slower now
D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymoreAnd then there's W, here comes W
It's double wide it cannot hide it's pride, it's WThey call him W, big fat W
It thinks it's king it's all time favorite thing is WW you think you're so great
Well, I am pretty bigYeah you're okay, your just not as great as you think you are
How come I never see you around anymore D?I've got this big TV set at home now, I like to watch the sports
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