I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundryWell, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundryKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all aroundWe got the bubble headed bleach blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundryCan we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundryKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all aroundKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all aroundDirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundryWe can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundryKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
We love dirty laundryKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Give us dirty laundryKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
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